Senator Coburn, Sir, you can kindly go fuck yourself

So the country was better off before Medicare, & you wish you could pack heat on the Senate floor. Keeping it classy, as usual. 

Just one thing, Senator - when exactly do we get to hear your version of how you mediated payments between John Ensign and his mistress’s husband? That’s what I’d like to hear from you. I think the Values Voters should have the chance to hear this little tale.